WIFE: It is so difficult to please my husband. Please tell me how I can please him?

GOD: Easy, My child. Tell your husband that he is power incarnate. He will not only be pleased with you, but will touch your feet.

HUSBAND: God, how hard I work to please my wife. Yet I cannot please her. Please tell me how I can please her.

GOD: Easy, My child. Tell your wife that she is beauty incarnate. You will not only please her, but make her your lifelong slave.